Sunday, May 27, 2012

Monsters: Catalus Matalus


This "Cat" is very cute looking. It cuddles up to you and doesn't make you wonder about it all

                     UNTIL.....


It turns into a ferocious tiger and tries to basically bite off your neck!




                                             INFO


Habitat: Any home in Australia, New Zealand and Africa.
Diet: Cat food
Predators: Animal Control
Interesting Fact: The Catalus Matalus prefers Fancy Feasts wet over Wellness' dry food.





Dear Georgia,
I have heard that you are doing posts on monsters and one of them being the Catalus Matalus.
I have had an incident with this creature. I was walking home from work and I heard a little meow. I saw the tiny kitten, who's ribs were very clear, and felt sympathy for it. I picked it up gently and it didn't budge. I named it Paws. Paws fell asleep in my arms and I thought she would be my little kitty companion for the years to come. When I woke up the next morning, Paws wasn't where I had left her the night before. She was acting strange. She kept taking huge breaths and pawing at everything threateningly. Her meow had become more of  a growl. She took a step towards me. I noticed her once very visible ribs had become beefy and lumpy. Her fur looked different too. Then she turned into a tiger. I was very scared. Luckily she wasn't blocking or near the door so I made a run for it. My house is near an Animal control center. I rushed in and told them what had happened. They thought I was mental. They believed after the so called cat came bursting in through the door. They tricked the animal into getting in a cage. I am so glad they got rid of the scary animal.


Sincerely,
Mr. John Jones
Paws








Scary Tiger (PAWS!!)
 








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