Sunday, May 27, 2012

OMG!!


I just realized that I have people around the world reading my blog!!!! Those places include: Ireland, England, Alaska, California, New York, and Hungary!!! Isn't that so funny? I don't know anyone in those places except CA, NY, and Ireland.

Monsters: Catalus Matalus


This "Cat" is very cute looking. It cuddles up to you and doesn't make you wonder about it all

                     UNTIL.....


It turns into a ferocious tiger and tries to basically bite off your neck!




                                             INFO


Habitat: Any home in Australia, New Zealand and Africa.
Diet: Cat food
Predators: Animal Control
Interesting Fact: The Catalus Matalus prefers Fancy Feasts wet over Wellness' dry food.





Dear Georgia,
I have heard that you are doing posts on monsters and one of them being the Catalus Matalus.
I have had an incident with this creature. I was walking home from work and I heard a little meow. I saw the tiny kitten, who's ribs were very clear, and felt sympathy for it. I picked it up gently and it didn't budge. I named it Paws. Paws fell asleep in my arms and I thought she would be my little kitty companion for the years to come. When I woke up the next morning, Paws wasn't where I had left her the night before. She was acting strange. She kept taking huge breaths and pawing at everything threateningly. Her meow had become more of  a growl. She took a step towards me. I noticed her once very visible ribs had become beefy and lumpy. Her fur looked different too. Then she turned into a tiger. I was very scared. Luckily she wasn't blocking or near the door so I made a run for it. My house is near an Animal control center. I rushed in and told them what had happened. They thought I was mental. They believed after the so called cat came bursting in through the door. They tricked the animal into getting in a cage. I am so glad they got rid of the scary animal.


Sincerely,
Mr. John Jones
Paws








Scary Tiger (PAWS!!)
 








Monsters!


Hello everyone!
From now on I will be doing monsters every other day or so. I want to tell you that the monsters are all my ideas and I hope you will comment about them. Please do not copy this onto your blog (if you have one), unless you are saying "Check out the post, 'Monsters', on girlyswirly.blogspot.com," OK? Thank you to all girlyswirly lovers! OK... well... I'll start now!