App Review- Obamney

Enjoy making fun of Mitt Romney? Obama? Michelle Obama? Paul Ryan?

Well if you have the privilege to download apps, get Obamney! It's the fast and easy way to let your friends know who you really liked.

App Store Description:
"The #1 app for the 2012 election“ ★★★★★

Politicians are funny. So are your pictures. Obamney puts em together for a presidential laugh riot!

OBAMNEY FOR PRESIDENT
✓Obama, Romney, Michelle, Ryan
✓Tons of hilarious reactions
✓Pinch, zoom, scale, and rotate

BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN 
✓Use blur to change depth
✓Perfect for basically any photo
✓Unlimited possibilities 

FAMOUS PEOPLE LOVE IT 
“Better than a slap in the face” - Bro Biden
“I haven’t laughed this hard in a while” - Condoleezza Price
“Um what is this?” - Sarah Bailin

Reviews:

Good One!
(5★) Fawsome !
Funny and awesome app. Endless hours of entertainment for democrats, republicans, and binders full of women fans! Gotta love this!
(5★) Oh my chucklebucket
I laughed so hard I peed. And then laughed about peeing. Not cool.
(5★) 
I love america iPhone app developers! Who else loves iPhone app developers. I heart Obamney! <3

Bad One....
Couldn't find a single one anywhere I looked!

My rating:
5 ★! Just wish it had both Joe Biden and more pics of everyone. But otherwise GREAT (!!!!!!) app! You should totally get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(All comments/reviews on this are real)

Poor Milo

Milo isn't very happy right now. He got surgery on his foot and....yeah. He has one of those collars that are shown below and a colorful bandage- it's purple. The collar is smaller and obviously on a cat! Poor Milo. I feel so bad for him......

This is really cool! You have to have a library card, though.

My Kid's Summer Reading Club 2012 Shelf | Brooklyn Public Library | BiblioCommons

Philadelphia Trip

Tomorrow, I, Georgia, will be going on a trip to Philly with my class. I have to get up at, like, 5:45 in the morning!
 It's going to be so much fun! I am bursting with excitement right now! We're not going to the liberty bell, though. I was like this when I found out: 8~O

Some other classes went on the trip before us and a lot of bad things happened to them! Here they are:

1.) A window broke, no, SHATTERED!!
2.) An oil leak in the bus!!!!
3.) They never got to Philadelphia- their bus broke down....

I really hope that doesn't happen us!!


Well, bye for now!

OMG!!

I just realized that I have people around the world reading my blog!!!! Those places include: Ireland, England, Alaska, California, New York, and Hungary!!! Isn't that so funny? I don't know anyone in those places except CA, NY, and Ireland.

Monsters: Catalus Matalus

This "Cat" is very cute looking. It cuddles up to you and doesn't make you wonder about it all

                     UNTIL.....


It turns into a ferocious tiger and tries to basically bite off your neck!




                                             INFO


Habitat: Any home in Australia, New Zealand and Africa.
Diet: Cat food
Predators: Animal Control
Interesting Fact: The Catalus Matalus prefers Fancy Feasts wet over Wellness' dry food.





Dear Georgia,
I have heard that you are doing posts on monsters and one of them being the Catalus Matalus.
I have had an incident with this creature. I was walking home from work and I heard a little meow. I saw the tiny kitten, who's ribs were very clear, and felt sympathy for it. I picked it up gently and it didn't budge. I named it Paws. Paws fell asleep in my arms and I thought she would be my little kitty companion for the years to come. When I woke up the next morning, Paws wasn't where I had left her the night before. She was acting strange. She kept taking huge breaths and pawing at everything threateningly. Her meow had become more of  a growl. She took a step towards me. I noticed her once very visible ribs had become beefy and lumpy. Her fur looked different too. Then she turned into a tiger. I was very scared. Luckily she wasn't blocking or near the door so I made a run for it. My house is near an Animal control center. I rushed in and told them what had happened. They thought I was mental. They believed after the so called cat came bursting in through the door. They tricked the animal into getting in a cage. I am so glad they got rid of the scary animal.


Sincerely,
Mr. John Jones

Paws

Scary Tiger (PAWS!!)

 

Monsters!

Hello everyone!
From now on I will be doing monsters every other day or so. I want to tell you that the monsters are all my ideas and I hope you will comment about them. Please do not copy this onto your blog (if you have one), unless you are saying "Check out the post, 'Monsters', on girlyswirly.blogspot.com," OK? Thank you to all girlyswirly lovers! OK... well... I'll start now!

Hangin'

At Carnegie Hall offices. Interning for the next 2 1/2 hours! Hanging with my Dad and helping him with choosing pics and photoshopping them. Me and CH are TIGHT, man!!

Photo by: Jeff Goldberg / Esto

St. Patrick's Day

Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody! Well, happy belated St. Patrick's Day!! How did you spend it? Hanging out, going to the parade in the city, have an all out Irish party, or did you do something that wasn't listed? Tell me through comment or email!! Don't forget to check out Harry Potter Planet!! 

Shiver me Riddles!!

R=A girl had a glass of water and an apple. When she spilled the water, why did the apple die?


A=It was an Apple computer!!!!

Shiver Me Riddles!!

R=What did the hamburger name his daughter?

A=Patty!!!

Yum!!!!!!!!

Hey!

Hi! Just hope everyone's OK! So sorry I haven't been doing updates on the website but I'm getting back into it! I have a new thing I'm going to start to do called "Shiver Me Riddles!" I'll be doing riddles every now and then!

PS DON'T CHEAT!!!!!!!!!!

Blog

Hi everyone!!! If you want a blog like me, it's easy to make!!

1. Go to blogger.com
2. You will see a button labeled "Create Blog"
3. Have lots of fun making a blog your way!!